I rely on the suit and tie,
To get me by, I find,
That everything is fine.
I rely on the suit and tie,
To get me by, I find,
That everything is fine.
I rely, on the suit and tie,
To amplify and refine,
My perspective that is right.
I rely, on the suit and tie,
And I do find, it provides,
Unique perspective that is right.
Choke off handouts,
Roll out bailouts,
Cream will trickle down,
To the sound of endless growth!
In a meritocracy
You could be like me
Just use your back, double back,
Grip your bootstrap slack and pull!
I rely on the suit and tie,
To get me by, and I find,
That everything is fine.
I rely on the suit and tie,
To align and refine,
My perspective that is right.
I rely on the suit and tie,
To amplify and remind,
The general public I am right.
I rely, on the suit and tie,
To quantify and supply,
A perspective that is mine.
I rely on the suit, no tie,
To amplify and remind,
I’m just an ordinary guy.
Dismantle regulation,
Empower innovation,
We'll deliver brighter futures,
For producers and consumers, now!
Forget your institutions,
We have the solutions,
Relax all tax for greater selfless acts,
To the betterment of all!
Markets in free fall,
Forestall protocol,
Slash cash rate crash,
But we are too big to fall!
Entering the next phase,
Of Nikolai’s sine wave,
The Post-Greenspan game plan,
And balance briefly restored!
And if it doesn’t work ITS YOUR FAULT
And if your wages drop ITS YOUR FAULT
And if you’re on your own ITS YOUR FAULT
And if you get sick ITS YOUR FAULT
And if you’re on the streets ITS YOUR FAULT
And if your teeth fall out ITS YOUR FAULT
And if starve to death ITS YOUR FAULT